The Webquarters for the Esposito For America Campaign: "All Things To All The Right People¯" http://www.espo2008.org New York, NY, May 17 (CNN): Following yesterday's suicide car bombing near a U.S. checkpoint in central Baghdad on Monday and the continuing drop in President Bush's approval rating, Presidential hopeful Nick Esposito today announced that he will be working alongside the Administration in crafting an exit strategy for the country's involvement in Iraq... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 17 May 2004 15:23:00 EDT Washington, D.C. May 11 (Fox): In a show of support for both his advisors and the people of Iraq amidst the ongoing prisoner abuse scandal, the White House this weekend held an "Iraq Day" celebration on the South Lawn, featuring a mini-Olympics and a playful "fox hunt" featuring team comprised of Cabinet members and President Bush's English Springer Spaniel Spotty in pursuit of a gagged and hooded "volunteer fox"... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 11 May 2004 7:20:00 EDT Doha, Qatar, May 5 (BBC): On the eve of the third anniversary of the warnings against an al Queda terrorist plot, a taped statement purportedly from a highly-placed PNAC leader is raising concerns of new terror attacks against U.S. interests... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Wed, 5 May 2004 13:10:00 EDT Washington, D.C., April 29: The White House this morning demanded additional concessions for today's Cheney/Bush session with the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (aka the 9/11 Commission... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html Bulletin Thu, 29 Apr 2004 8:20:00 EDT Washington, D.C., April 27 (MSNBC) -- Demonstrating his strength as a uniter and not a divider, Nick Esposito is facing allegations this week from both the Bush and Kerry campaigns regarding a widely-reported 1971 incident in which Esposito said he "threw his medals" over the Capitol fence.... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 27 Apr 2004 8:35:00 EDT New York, NY, April 20 (Fox) -- Today, with the announcement that the Dominican Republic will join Spain and Honduras in pulling its troops from Iraq, and Poland and the Ukraine appearing ready to withdraw their troops, Nick Esposito launched a worldwide media blitz that will try to convince other nations to take up the slack... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 20 Apr 2004 17:30:00 EST Undisclosed Location, CO, April 19 (Reuters) -- The Esposito For America campaign acknowledges that this is a busy time for much of the world, what with it trying to get its taxes mailed or preparing for final exams or reserving flights or rooms for its summer vacation, and that it is likely for one of these reasons that no other country has yet stepped forward to replace Spain and send its troops into Iraq, where they would be welcomed as liberators exactly as if they were from the U.S... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Mon, 19 Apr 2004 23:30:00 EST Boston, MA, April 17 (Reuters) -- This weekend, Spain -- whom the U.S. graciously permitted into the prestigious "Coalition Of the Willing" last year -- and Spanish-speaking third-baseman Alex Rodriguez both appeared in their home openers after having recently switched teams from Good to Evil. (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html Editorial Sat, 17 Apr 2004 21:45:00 EST Washington, D.C., April 13 (AP) -- Introducing a new weapon in the War On Terror, President Bush Tuesday night appeared before the cameras and vetted reporters wearing the first prime-time-ready "mesmer-tie," a device being developed by the Pentagon's psych-ops division for use in the Iraqi conflict and other theaters of war. (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 13 Apr 2004 23:30:00 EST Washington, D.C., April 10 (AP) -- Referring to the media's reporting of the deaths of 59 American GIs and 900 Iraqi civilians in the deadliest week since the war ended and peace and democracy reigned as "total buzzkill," President Bush -- along with candidates John Kerry and Nick Esposito -- today returned from a weeklong Spring Break with stories of "these three totally insane hot chicks" and "dusk-to-dawn pretzel eating." (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Sun, 10 Apr 2004 22:45:00 EST Part One of Esposito's economic plan http://www.espo2008.org/economy.html Position Paper Mon, 5 Apr 2004 06:30:00 EST Washington, D.C., April 4 (NBC News) -- The 9/11 Commission and the White House have reached a political compromise, in which President George W. Bush agreed to permit the sworn testimony of Condoleezza Rice on April 8th, in exchange for allowing Rice, Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney and Nick "Senor" Esposito to join the President in unprecedented four-way unsworn testimony. (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Sun, 4 Apr 2004 17:29:00 EST Washington, D.C., March 30: In a reversal, The White House has agreed to allow national security adviser Condoleezza Rice testify in public and under oath before the Sept. 11, 2001 commission. (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 30 Mar 2004 16:29:00 EST With accusations flying from the Bush camp accusing Kerry of "flip-flopping" his positions and otherwise learning from experience, in a major policy speech yesterday Presidential candidate Esposito assured voters that unlike his opponents, his beliefs "do not waver over time, and -- once made -- remain as incontrovertible and unchanging as the seasons." (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Tue, 30 Mar 2004 7:29:00 EST With mention made of his exemplary work on the Paul O'Neill neutralization project, Nick Esposito has been named to the new Richard A. Clarke Countercheck task force of the Investigate & Neutralize Republican Informers (INRI) committee. (more) http://www.espo2008.org/defensenationalsecurity.html News Mon, 29 Mar 2004 19:00:00 EST Text of a speech given to the Coalition For Homeless Plutocrats, 25 March 2004 http://www.espo2008.org/defensenationalsecurity.html Position Paper Fri, 26 Mar 2004 12:00:00 EST Sun Valley, ID (UPI), March 24 -- Nick Esposito today returned from his one-week break from the campaign, in which he took part in biathlon with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia... http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Wed, 24 Mar 2004 16:00:00 EST We've expanded the possible field to sixteen running mates; seven finalists have been selected as of today, leaving nine more to be chosen from Town Hall posts and e-mails http://www.espo2008.org/mate.html News Wed, 19 Mar 2004 16:00:00 EST We've opened our look at possible running mates, and begun a Town Hall forum to request write-ins. http://www.espo2008.org/mate.html News Wed, 17 Mar 2004 10:00:00 EST Turned down for the position of Grand Marshall of New York's St. Patrick's Day Parade on a technicality (the "o" in his surname was supposed to be in the front, not the back), Nick Esposito has instead accepted a co-Marshallship position in the Saint Ireton Parade, a rival parade which marches up Sixth Avenue and commemorates the confiscation of Irish land by Henry Ireton and Edmund Ludlow in the 17th century. http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:50:00 EST We've thrown the doors open to the Town Hall discussion forums. The Esposito For America Campaign is actively seeking input! http://espo2008.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi Town Hall Forums Tue, 16 Mar 2004 18:30:00 EST In all seriousness -- courtesy of Working Assets, If you are not yet registered to vote for the 2004 elections, you can now recieve your own personal registration form to print on your printer, fill out, stamp and mail. Voter registration as simple as we can make it! http://www.espo2008.org/vote.html News Mon, 15 Mar 2004 16:30:00 EST In the wake of yesterday's Spanish elections, in which the ruling Conservative "Popular" Party was ousted along with 36 of its seats in Parliament, Nick Esposito met with President Bush in the Oval Office, where he spoke of lessons to be learned and -- under pressure from Oval Office security personnel -- was forced to wear a goofy hat. http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Mon, 15 Mar 2004 09:50:00 EST The full text of today's Esposito For America press event is now available. http://www.espo2008.org/press-040312.html Press Briefing Wed, 12 Mar 2004 14:08:00 EST Jericho, NY (AP), March 12 -- With the elections a full eight months away, President Bush earlier this week launched the first negative television ads of his re-election campaign, accusing Democratic rival John Kerry of being "scary-looking" and having "the eyes of one of those things in 'Dawn Of The Dead'."... (more) http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Wed, 12 Mar 2004 11:29:00 EST I was brought up with a strong [insert the name of your state]ers' foundation of common sense, and learned long ago that "you never have a second chance to make a first impression." And the locations where our nation makes its first impression are our international embassies and consulates... http://www.espo2008.org/foreignpolicy.html Position Paper Wed, 10 Mar 2004 18:05:00 EST Columbus, OH (AP) -- Nick Esposito spoke at a gathering of the Estes Kefauver High parent-teacher association yesterday, congratulating them on their adoption of a science curriculum that includes "Intelligent Design" (Ingredients: 10 mg Creationism¯-brand educational supplement, 5 mg inert ingredients), and challenged the state school board to "continue [their] crusade to bring righteousness and realitivityness to our nation's children." http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Wed, 10 Mar 2004 06:50:00 EST What Good Is Air If There Are No CEOs Around To Breathe It?¯ For too long in the U.S., our leaders have tried to regulate so-called "pollution" created by American citizens and -- to a lesser extent -- huge bloated substances-of-interest-spewing industries. More often than not, these regulations were the result of mindless "junk science," laboratory tests performed in the ivory towers of commie liberal colleges... http://www.espo2008.org/blab.html Position Paper Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:00:00 EST Nick Esposito is the candidate for today, the President That America Deserves¯. His commitment is to you, the voter; whoever you are, whatever you believe in, whatever you stand for -- Nick Esposito agrees with you 100%... http://www.espo2008.org/statementofprinciples.html Position Paper Fri, 05 Mar 2004 18:00:00 EST Valley Forge, PA (AP) -- New credibility questions are being raised about the White House defense of George W. Bush's service in the Alabama and Texas National Guards with the release of a photograph allegedly taken in Valley Forge, PA, during a 1972 antiwar rally organized by the Vietnam Veterans Against the War. The photograph, taken on September 7th of that year, shows a young George W. Bush (upper left) trying to catch the eye of either Jane Fonda (in red) or Jesus. http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Fri, 05 Mar 2004 18:00:00 EST Jericho, NY (UPI) -- Nick Esposito has officially launched his presidential campaign, giving Americans "a new, clear weapon" against the status quo. http://www.espo2008.org/default.html News Fri, 05 Mar 2004 09:00:00 EST