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New Photo Calls White House Assertations Into Question
Valley Forge, PA (AP) -- New credibility
questions are being raised about the White House defense of George W.
Bush's service in the Alabama and Texas National Guards with the release of a
photograph allegedly taken in Valley Forge, PA, during a 1972 antiwar rally organized by the Vietnam
Veterans Against the War. The
photograph, taken on September 7th of that year, shows a young George W. Bush (upper
left) trying to catch the eye of either Jane Fonda (in red) or
Jesus.
If authentic, the photograph raises serious questions
about his activities and attendance in the National Guard.
Scott McClellan, White House spokesman, responded to
the allegations by stating the President "stands behind his records," adding
that the recently-releases documents "prove beyond any doubt that during
this time [the second half of 1972] the President was at home waiting for the
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Esposito Launches Campaign
Jericho, NY (UPI) -- Nick Esposito has officially
launched his presidential campaign, giving Americans "a new, clear weapon"
against the status quo.
"The recent announcement by Ralph Nader that he will
once again seek the Presidency, and the worry by some liberals that he will
leech votes from the Democratic candidate, made my decision clear.
"If a candidate such as Mr. Nader -- the Yoko Ono of
the 2000 election -- can steal votes from one side, then what America
needs is a candidate who can can steal votes from the other."
"A Choice Between Two Evils"
Mr. Esposito, speaking from LEECH
headquarters in Jericho, NY, expressed a common complaint among voters.
"In my travels around this great country, many people
have told me that their vote this November will likely be 'a choice between two
evils.'
Mr. Esposito added, "Kerry is a relative unknown who
flip-flops between views; he is on record as having voted in favor of
the Iraq war, but against poking the eyes out of cute bunnies.
"President Bush, on the other hand, is the Antichrist.
"America deserves more than just a choice
between two evils. America deserves a new kind
of evil." 
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